You Named her WHAT?

Today many of our fello americans are striving every way they could to be different. Unforturately this has fell upon our children. When it comes to names Americans have found a way to be unique. This means naming your children after fruit, objects, and even crazier people. kids are being named after liquior aswell, this is the American way to name your child after something completely oblivious.

Obama's Katrina

Every one now knows about the oil crisis that is attacking Louisiana. There have been many ridiculous suggestions and even crazier ideas that have yet to leave the minds of "bp". Now that the chaos has spread to America our dear Obama is forced with this issue. Lets look at Louisiana for a second, first it was Katrina and now its an oil spill. Why is Louisiana being attacked lately? I'm not sure but maybe the fact that we named it after a weird French King who's gender is questionable, has some part of it. Well any way, the straw idea has completely failed and now there's talk of using explosives to collapse the hole. Last time I checked bombs and oil don't mix well. Shouldn't there be a back up plan for events like this, I mean it's not very well planed out well.

Great....All of our Food

America is known as a very big powerful country who likes to spend lots of money (who Knew?). Beyond the rest of our issues look at what we have accomplished, food! America has broken into the fridge of the gods and now suffers from severe obesity problems. Sometimes we have so much food we have no idea what to do with it so it ends up in one of our other issues, waste management. Don't get me wrong we do make some good out of the bad, but only some times.

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